Just a few sentences that have actually come out of my mouth in the past 5 years (kids!)

"Please don't put raisins in small places."

"Get your head off of your brother's butt, clearly it bothers him."

"No you cannot have a marshmallow. It's six in the morning. No."

"Jason I need a poop assist."

"Come here I need to get that booger."

"It's six thirty, NO, you are NOT having a marshmallow!"

"Where is the butt cream?"

"Hello Poison Control? This is Mrs. Fisher. Again."

"You are not actually a cheetah, stop licking your arm. No don't lick your brother either."

"NO marshmallows, it's seven o'clock in the MORNING. NO."

"Please don't put your fishing pole in the toilet."

"Who smeared macaroni and cheese on the television?"

"I can't help you get out of your pants if you don't stand still."

"No marshmallows in the morning. NO."

"Don't flick your peas."

"Lift up your leg there's a noodle stuck to your sock."

"Do NOT put corn up your nose."

"NO marshmallows. No. Never."

"Why do you have glitter in your underwear?"

"That bug is not for eating."

"Hold still I have to squirt this in your nose."

"Mommy just wants to pee with the door closed.  Okay - thank you....okay please quit reaching under the door."

"Oh damn, would you look at that, we are simply FRESH OUT of marshmallows!"





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